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Son : nenu school ki vallanu. Mom : endukura.? Son : pani chestanu...! Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura Son : LKG girls ki tution chebutha...!!!
Neekosam Alochimche pratikshanam..na manasu oohalanu rekkaluga chesukuni viharistumdi..Kaani marukshanam kallu maatram oohalanu chudalenu nijalanu tappa ani kanniru kaarustumdi..!!
Ram : jivithamlo oka visayam gurthupetuko. . . Shyam : emitadi. . Ram : penpothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . . So cap jagratha. . Shyam
Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa.. Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra?? Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam
Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
Husband in balcony reading news paper. A donkey came near by. Husband:Darling ur relatives came Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi. neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi. neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi. ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
Ad kosam chiru Thumps up taagadu, Pavan manakosam Pepsi taagadu, Trisha sales kosam Fanta taagindhi, Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam Domex ayina taagava...?
Preyasi leni chota premikudiki viluva ledu, premikudu leni chota prema ki viluva ledu, prema leni chota nammakaaniki viluva ledu, nammakam leni chota naruniki viluva ledu.
Nadhilo alalu teeram veedipovu.. Adhalo aasalu aaviraipovu.. Prati kala nijamaite.. Prati aasa neraverite.. Baghavamtudi avasaram ledu Mitramaa..
girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav. boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu. girl:mentalodiva boy:kadhu mangalodini......
In Bus accident 1 Person crying for loss of his Hand... Sardar:- Oye akkada pranam poinavade silent gaa vunnadu nuvvu enduku ra edusthunnav.
Pichodi chetilo BANDA Guddodi chetilo TORCH Chevitodi chetilo RADIO Moogodi chetilo MIKE nee chetilo MOBILE karma babu kalikalam ra.
Na Aashaku Swasa Nee Sneham, Na Oohaku Opiri Nee Sneham,Na Thanuvuku Pranam Ne Sneham, Na Nadakaku Gamyam Ne Sneham Atuvanti Mana Sneham Vidipokudadhu ra....
Neeto cheppalani Na Uhalo maata Aa Maatale Paataga E Muuga Manasuku Todayi nilichimdi... Nee Dhari cheralani Na manase kadalagaa aa manase nee rupamai Naa kamti kalalaku thodai nilichimdi..
surya: enti anushka na mvlo full exposing chesav??? Anushka: ma telugu vallatho peddagodava.. exposing cheyanivaru.. nake night onti medha battallekunda padukovalani untundi surya... Okasari ma intikira...Chupistha
Neekai nireekshinche naa kannulu neevu kanabadaka nirasha tho kanniru karchindhi a vechani kannila matuna antha vedhana dhagi undho neeku thelisedhela priyathama!!
Kalalo neevuna kanulu therava leka pothuna, manasulo entha prema dhagivunna aa mata cheppa leka pothunna mannimchava priyatham!
Son : nenu school ki vallanu. Mom : endukura.? Son : pani chestanu...! Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura Son : LKG girls ki tution chebutha...!!!
Neekosam Alochimche pratikshanam..na manasu oohalanu rekkaluga chesukuni viharistumdi..Kaani marukshanam kallu maatram oohalanu chudalenu nijalanu tappa ani kanniru kaarustumdi..!!
Ram : jivithamlo oka visayam gurthupetuko. . . Shyam : emitadi. . Ram : penpothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . . So cap jagratha. . Shyam
Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa.. Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra?? Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam
Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
Husband in balcony reading news paper. A donkey came near by. Husband:Darling ur relatives came Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi. neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi. neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi. ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
Ad kosam chiru Thumps up taagadu, Pavan manakosam Pepsi taagadu, Trisha sales kosam Fanta taagindhi, Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam Domex ayina taagava...?
Preyasi leni chota premikudiki viluva ledu, premikudu leni chota prema ki viluva ledu, prema leni chota nammakaaniki viluva ledu, nammakam leni chota naruniki viluva ledu.
Nadhilo alalu teeram veedipovu.. Adhalo aasalu aaviraipovu.. Prati kala nijamaite.. Prati aasa neraverite.. Baghavamtudi avasaram ledu Mitramaa..
girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav. boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu. girl:mentalodiva boy:kadhu mangalodini......
In Bus accident 1 Person crying for loss of his Hand... Sardar:- Oye akkada pranam poinavade silent gaa vunnadu nuvvu enduku ra edusthunnav.
Pichodi chetilo BANDA Guddodi chetilo TORCH Chevitodi chetilo RADIO Moogodi chetilo MIKE nee chetilo MOBILE karma babu kalikalam ra.
Na Aashaku Swasa Nee Sneham, Na Oohaku Opiri Nee Sneham,Na Thanuvuku Pranam Ne Sneham, Na Nadakaku Gamyam Ne Sneham Atuvanti Mana Sneham Vidipokudadhu ra....
Neeto cheppalani Na Uhalo maata Aa Maatale Paataga E Muuga Manasuku Todayi nilichimdi... Nee Dhari cheralani Na manase kadalagaa aa manase nee rupamai Naa kamti kalalaku thodai nilichimdi..
surya: enti anushka na mvlo full exposing chesav??? Anushka: ma telugu vallatho peddagodava.. exposing cheyanivaru.. nake night onti medha battallekunda padukovalani untundi surya... Okasari ma intikira...Chupistha
Neekai nireekshinche naa kannulu neevu kanabadaka nirasha tho kanniru karchindhi a vechani kannila matuna antha vedhana dhagi undho neeku thelisedhela priyathama!!
Kalalo neevuna kanulu therava leka pothuna, manasulo entha prema dhagivunna aa mata cheppa leka pothunna mannimchava priyatham!
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