Jokes

1.u r .......

u r 94% silent.....
u r 95%beautiful..
u r 96% attractive...
u r 97% cut...
u r 98% sweet...
u r 99% smart...
and this is 100% joke..!!!!!

2.8 looks...

8 looks=8 smile
8smile=8meets
8meets= 1propose
1propose=1marriage
1marriage=8888problems
so boys and girls looks only book
not side looks

3.wisky ki....

wisky ki viham ku difference telusa?

wisky tagithe nuv naluguru mundhu dance chesthav
visham tagithe ah naluguru ne mundhu dance chestharu

4.In 2020....

Beggar:- ayya!!! edaina untte dharmam cheyandaya
student:- thisuko na b-tech certificate
beggar :- thisuko idi na m-tech certificate

5.beggar.....

Beggar :- amma thalli dharmam cheyamma nenu moogavadini matladalenu
lady:- pakka intiki poy adugu naaku chevudu vinapadadhu

7.wife:- avandi...

avandi premakosam shajahan "tajmahal "

kattinchadu mari nenu chashte meru eam kadutharu
husband:- ne chelli mello "thali" kadutha/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6.wife........

wife:- entlo gundranga eandhuku thirugu thunnav
husband :- eami ledu ma friend ku phone chesthe thirigi prayathnichandi anntundi andhuku gundranga thirugu thunna